you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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