Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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