your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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