Whod you bang
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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