i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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