we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
