idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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