I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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