you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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