My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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