Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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