Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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