Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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