it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You've changed since you got that strap on
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