I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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