do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm sobbing to NWA
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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