Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Shame is for Republicans.
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