Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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