you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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