This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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