My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
