the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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