I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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