Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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