is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Help. Why am I so naked?
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