when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
tell me about the fingering
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