we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize