i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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