The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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