I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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