i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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