ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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