But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
