Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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