Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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