to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He felt like a one man threesome
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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