Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Holy sore nipples Batman
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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