I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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