You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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