i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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