your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
