This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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