...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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