Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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