I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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