Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house