I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I smell stomach acid.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.