Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.