There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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