I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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