I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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