I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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