...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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