gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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